“No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen” Funny Glass Cutting Board

No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen

Tempered Glass Cutting Board – Made to Order

🌻 Sunny, Sassy, Unapologetic

Set the rules for your kitchen with No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen, a funny tempered-glass cutting board featuring a cheerful arrangement of golden sunflowers, delicate flowers, greenery, and a wooden rolling pin.

The bold message and warm farmhouse-inspired artwork create the perfect combination of pretty and outspoken—ideal for preparing meals, serving appetizers, displaying in your kitchen, or giving to someone who appreciates a little sass with their cooking.

✨ Features

✔ Made to order in-house by Scorpion Rose Designs
✔ Approximately 11.2 inches wide × 7.87 inches deep
✔ Durable tempered-glass surface
✔ Rubber feet help provide stability and protect countertops
✔ Sublimated design for permanent, vibrant color that won’t peel or flake
✔ Suitable for food preparation, serving, charcuterie, or decorative display
✔ Hand-wash only with a soft cloth or nonabrasive sponge
✔ Avoid abrasive cleaners, harsh scrubbing, and prolonged soaking
✔ Funny gift for home cooks, hostesses, housewarmings, or anyone who enjoys sassy kitchen décor

Each cutting board is handmade in-house, with artwork and designs created by Scorpion Rose Designs, making every piece truly special. Because of the handmade process, minor variations or small imperfections may occur, adding to the unique character of your cutting board.

Whether you’re chopping vegetables, preparing dinner, or simply protecting your kitchen from unnecessary complaining, No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen makes the rules perfectly clear.

📦 Production & Shipping

This cutting board is made to order in-house by Scorpion Rose Designs after your purchase. Please allow approximately 5–7 business days for production before shipping. Custom orders may require additional time following mockup approval.

Standard shipping generally takes approximately 5–8 business days after production. Orders containing both handmade and Print-on-Demand products may arrive in separate packages and on different days.

Please note: Product images may include professional mockups. Design placement, scale, and colors may vary slightly due to the handmade sublimation process and differences between screen displays. This design is offered as shown and is not available for personalization.

🌹 Created with purpose and a little attitude by Scorpion Rose Designs.