“Lower Your Standards” Funny Glass Cutting Board

Lower Your Standards

Tempered Glass Cutting Board – Made to Order

🌻 Sassy, Confident, Unapologetic

Serve every meal with confidence—and appropriately managed expectations—with Lower Your Standards, a funny tempered-glass cutting board featuring a glamorous retro kitchen woman surrounded by cheerful sunflowers, soft roses, and delicate floral accents.

The vintage-inspired artwork is paired with the perfectly sarcastic message:

“If you don’t like my cooking, lower your standards.”

Bold, playful, and painfully relatable, this cutting board is perfect for preparing meals, serving appetizers, creating charcuterie displays, or making your kitchen rules perfectly clear.

✨ Features

✔ Made to order in-house by Scorpion Rose Designs
✔ Approximately 11.2 inches wide × 7.87 inches deep
✔ Durable tempered-glass surface
✔ Rubber feet help provide stability and protect countertops
✔ Sublimated design for permanent, vibrant color that won’t peel or flake
✔ Suitable for food preparation, serving, charcuterie, or decorative display
✔ Hand-wash only with a soft cloth or nonabrasive sponge
✔ Avoid abrasive cleaners, harsh scrubbing, and prolonged soaking
✔ Funny gift for home cooks, hostesses, newlyweds, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic kitchen humor

Each cutting board is handmade in-house, with artwork and designs created by Scorpion Rose Designs, making every piece truly special. Because of the handmade process, minor variations or small imperfections may occur, adding to the unique character of your cutting board.

Whether dinner is a culinary masterpiece or another opportunity to adjust everyone’s expectations, Lower Your Standards brings humor and vintage attitude to your countertop.

📦 Production & Shipping

This cutting board is made to order in-house by Scorpion Rose Designs after your purchase. Please allow approximately 5–7 business days for production before shipping. Custom orders may require additional time following mockup approval.

Standard shipping generally takes approximately 5–8 business days after production. Orders containing both handmade and Print-on-Demand products may arrive in separate packages and on different days.

Please note: Product images may include professional mockups. Design placement, scale, and colors may vary slightly due to the handmade sublimation process and differences between screen displays. This design is offered as shown and is not available for personalization.

🌹 Created with purpose and a little attitude by Scorpion Rose Designs.