“I Only Use Protection for My Countertops” Funny Glass Cutting Board

I Only Use Protection for My Countertops

Tempered Glass Cutting Board – Made to Order

🔪 Sassy, Practical, Unapologetic

Protect your countertops with a little humor using I Only Use Protection for My Countertops, a funny tempered glass cutting board featuring a retro kitchen woman preparing vegetables alongside the cheeky message:

“I only use protection… for my countertops.”

With its vintage pin-up styling, fresh vegetables, and playful double meaning, this handmade cutting board brings personality to meal prep while helping protect your kitchen surfaces.

✨ Features

✔ Made to order – created after purchase
✔ Handmade in-house by Scorpion Rose Designs
✔ Approximately 11.2″ wide × 7.87″ deep
✔ Durable tempered-glass surface
✔ Non-slip rubber feet for added stability
✔ Sublimated design for vibrant, permanent color
✔ Easy-to-clean surface
✔ Suitable for food preparation, serving, or decorative display
✔ Fun gift for home cooks, food lovers, newlyweds, or anyone who enjoys sassy kitchen humor
✔ Hand-wash only
✔ Not dishwasher or microwave safe
✔ Avoid abrasive cleaners and scrubbing pads

Each cutting board is handmade in-house, with artwork and designs created by Scorpion Rose Designs, making every piece truly one of a kind. Because of the handmade process, minor variations or small imperfections may occur, adding to the unique character of your cutting board.

Whether you’re chopping vegetables, assembling a charcuterie spread, or simply protecting your countertops from another kitchen disaster, this cutting board lets you do it with style and just the right amount of attitude.

📦 Production & Shipping

This cutting board is made to order in-house by Scorpion Rose Designs after your purchase. Please allow approximately 5–7 business days for production before shipping. Personalized or custom orders may require additional time following mockup approval.

Standard shipping generally takes approximately 5–8 business days after production. Orders containing both handmade and Print-on-Demand products may arrive in separate packages and on different days.

Please note: Product images may include professional mockups. Design placement, scale, and colors may vary slightly due to differences in screen settings and the handmade sublimation process. Props shown in product images are not included. This design is offered as shown and is not available for personalization.

🌹 Created with purpose and a little attitude by Scorpion Rose Designs.