“Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus” Funny Dinosaur T-Shirt – Adult Humor Graphic Tee

Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus T-Shirt

Bold, colorful, and unapologetically inappropriate, this funny adult-humor dinosaur shirt delivers a prehistoric reminder we can all appreciate: Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus.

Featuring a vibrant rainbow T. rex surrounded by glowing teal, purple, and pink smoke, this graphic tee combines sarcastic humor with vivid fantasy artwork. It’s the perfect statement shirt for dinosaur lovers, fans of profanity, and anyone who enjoys wearing their attitude out loud.

✨ Design Details

✔ Vibrant rainbow T. rex artwork
✔ Bold “Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus” typography
✔ Colorful fantasy smoke and sparkling accents
✔ Large graphic printed on the front
✔ Blank back
✔ Original Scorpion Rose Designs artwork
✔ Adult-humor design intended for mature audiences

👕 T-Shirt Details

✔ Unisex heavy cotton graphic T-shirt
✔ Classic fit with a comfortable crew neckline
✔ Medium-weight fabric suitable for year-round wear
✔ Ribbed collar designed to help retain its shape
✔ Twill tape along the shoulders for added durability
✔ No side seams for a smoother, more comfortable fit
✔ Printed using professional direct-to-garment technology

🎨 Colors & Sizes

Available in:

✔ Heather Indigo
✔ Black
✔ Red
✔ Heather Irish Green
✔ Heather Sapphire
✔ Heather Galapagos Blue
✔ Navy
✔ Heather Purple
✔ Heather Berry
✔ Heather Orange

Available sizes vary by shirt color. Please select a color to view its currently available sizes and refer to the size chart before ordering.

🧵 Fabric

✔ Solid colors are made from 100% cotton
✔ Heather colors contain a cotton and polyester blend
✔ Fiber content may vary slightly by color
✔ Soft, breathable fabric with a classic structured feel

🧼 Care Instructions

✔ Machine wash cold, inside out
✔ Wash with similar colors
✔ Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
✔ Tumble dry on low
✔ Do not iron directly over the printed design
✔ Do not dry clean

📦 Print-on-Demand Production & Shipping

This is a Print-on-Demand product that is professionally produced especially for you after your order is placed. The artwork is designed or personally approved by Scorpion Rose Designs and printed by one of our trusted production partners.

Please allow approximately 3–7 business days for production before shipping. Standard shipping generally takes approximately 5–8 business days after production, although carrier delays may occasionally occur.

Print-on-Demand products are produced and shipped separately from handmade Scorpion Rose Designs items. If your order contains multiple product types, your items may arrive in separate packages and on different days.

⚠️ Please Note

The product images shown are professional mockups. Shirt color, print color, design placement, and design scale may vary slightly depending on your screen settings, selected color, and garment size.

Because this shirt is made specifically for you after ordering, please carefully review the size chart, selected color, and selected size before completing your purchase.

Minor variations are a normal part of the professional printing process and help make each finished item uniquely yours.

🌹 Created with purpose and a little attitude by Scorpion Rose Designs.