Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus Hoodie

Bold, colorful, and unapologetically inappropriate, this funny dinosaur hoodie delivers a prehistoric reminder we can all appreciate: Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus.

The large back design features a vibrant rainbow T. rex surrounded by glowing teal, purple, pink, and blue smoke with bold dimensional lettering. This adult-humor graphic sweatshirt is perfect for dinosaur lovers, fans of sarcastic humor, and anyone who enjoys wearing their attitude out loud.

✨ Design Details

✔ Vibrant rainbow T. rex artwork
✔ Bold “Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus” typography
✔ Colorful fantasy smoke and sparkling accents
✔ Large graphic printed on the back
✔ Clean, unprinted front
✔ Original Scorpion Rose Designs artwork
✔ Adult-humor design intended for mature audiences

👕 Hoodie Details

✔ Unisex heavy-blend hooded sweatshirt
✔ Classic fit for comfortable everyday wear
✔ Soft brushed interior for warmth and comfort
✔ Double-lined hood with a matching drawcord
✔ Spacious front kangaroo pocket
✔ Ribbed cuffs and waistband
✔ Durable construction designed for regular wear
✔ Professionally printed using direct-to-garment technology

🎨 Colors & Sizes

Available in:

✔ Ash
✔ Charcoal
✔ Black
✔ Maroon
✔ Gold
✔ Forest Green
✔ Light Blue
✔ Navy
✔ Purple
✔ Light Pink

Available in sizes:

✔ Small
✔ Medium
✔ Large
✔ XL
✔ 2XL
✔ 3XL
✔ 4XL
✔ 5XL

Please refer to the size chart before ordering. This is a unisex sweatshirt with a classic fit. For a more relaxed or oversized fit, consider ordering one or two sizes larger than your usual size.

🧵 Fabric

✔ 50% cotton and 50% polyester
✔ Medium-heavy fabric suitable for cooler weather
✔ Soft interior with a smooth exterior printing surface
✔ Fiber content may vary slightly by color

🧼 Care Instructions

✔ Machine wash cold, inside out
✔ Wash with similar colors
✔ Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
✔ Tumble dry on low
✔ Do not iron directly over the printed design
✔ Do not dry clean

📦 Print-on-Demand Production & Shipping

This is a Print-on-Demand product that is professionally produced especially for you after your order is placed. The artwork is designed or personally approved by Scorpion Rose Designs and printed by one of our trusted production partners.

Please allow approximately 3–7 business days for production before shipping. Standard shipping generally takes approximately 5–8 business days after production, although carrier delays may occasionally occur.

Print-on-Demand products are produced and shipped separately from handmade Scorpion Rose Designs items. If your order contains multiple product types, your items may arrive in separate packages and on different days.

⚠️ Please Note

The product images shown are professional mockups. Sweatshirt color, print color, design placement, and design scale may vary slightly depending on your screen settings, selected color, and garment size.

Because this sweatshirt is made specifically for you after ordering, please carefully review the size chart, selected color, and selected size before completing your purchase.

Minor variations are a normal part of the professional printing process and help make each finished item uniquely yours.

🌹 Created with purpose and a little attitude by Scorpion Rose Designs.

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