{"product_id":"lower-your-standards-funny-glass-cutting-board","title":"“Lower Your Standards” Funny Glass Cutting Board","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLower Your Standards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTempered Glass Cutting Board – Made to Order\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌻 \u003cstrong\u003eSassy, Confident, Unapologetic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eServe every meal with confidence—and appropriately managed expectations—with \u003cstrong\u003eLower Your Standards\u003c\/strong\u003e, a funny tempered-glass cutting board featuring a glamorous retro kitchen woman surrounded by cheerful sunflowers, soft roses, and delicate floral accents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe vintage-inspired artwork is paired with the perfectly sarcastic message:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“If you don’t like my cooking, lower your standards.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold, playful, and painfully relatable, this cutting board is perfect for preparing meals, serving appetizers, creating charcuterie displays, or making your kitchen rules perfectly clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eMade to order in-house\u003c\/strong\u003e by Scorpion Rose Designs\u003cbr\u003e✔ Approximately \u003cstrong\u003e11.2 inches wide × 7.87 inches deep\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✔ Durable \u003cstrong\u003etempered-glass surface\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eRubber feet\u003c\/strong\u003e help provide stability and protect countertops\u003cbr\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eSublimated design\u003c\/strong\u003e for permanent, vibrant color that won’t peel or flake\u003cbr\u003e✔ Suitable for food preparation, serving, charcuterie, or decorative display\u003cbr\u003e✔ Hand-wash only with a soft cloth or nonabrasive sponge\u003cbr\u003e✔ Avoid abrasive cleaners, harsh scrubbing, and prolonged soaking\u003cbr\u003e✔ Funny gift for home cooks, hostesses, newlyweds, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic kitchen humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach cutting board is handmade in-house, with artwork and designs created by \u003cstrong\u003eScorpion Rose Designs\u003c\/strong\u003e, making every piece truly special. Because of the handmade process, minor variations or small imperfections may occur, adding to the unique character of your cutting board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether dinner is a culinary masterpiece or another opportunity to adjust everyone’s expectations, \u003cstrong\u003eLower Your Standards\u003c\/strong\u003e brings humor and vintage attitude to your countertop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📦 Production \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cutting board is \u003cstrong\u003emade to order in-house by Scorpion Rose Designs\u003c\/strong\u003e after your purchase. Please allow approximately \u003cstrong\u003e5–7 business days for production before shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e. Custom orders may require additional time following mockup approval.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStandard shipping generally takes approximately \u003cstrong\u003e5–8 business days after production\u003c\/strong\u003e. Orders containing both handmade and Print-on-Demand products may arrive in separate packages and on different days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Product images may include professional mockups. Design placement, scale, and colors may vary slightly due to the handmade sublimation process and differences between screen displays. This design is offered as shown and is not available for personalization.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌹 \u003cstrong\u003eCreated with purpose and a little attitude by Scorpion Rose Designs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Scorpion Rose Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51726029717820,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0884\/7730\/3100\/files\/lower-your-standards-funny-glass-cutting-board-main.png?v=1789102409","url":"https:\/\/scorpion-rose.com\/products\/lower-your-standards-funny-glass-cutting-board","provider":"Scorpion Rose Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}